thisiselliz:

lol

(Source: empiregrotesk)

(Source: wtfchrisstuff)

heliov8:

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

Happens all the time

(Source: forsakers)

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: rougaaragami)

fiftyshadesofawkward:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

jesus christ…

(Source: hhlil)

communistbakery:

$208

(Source: wwiao)

(Source: kingorb)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"